All you have to do is write your best DIG at rival Cal State Fullerton - the next home opponent for the women’s volleyball team on Saturday the 25th. Be as edgy, funny, and original as you want!... but keep it clean!!
One lucky winner will be announced Friday (September 17, 2010) on the official Long Beach State Athletics Facebook page and will be profiled next week here on the Black and Gold Insider! So be sure to monitor Facebook on Friday by 4:00p in case you're the lucky winner!
You better watch your approach
ReplyDeleteYou better check that stride
‘Cause our Long Beach players
Don’t have a weak side
No Niners are finer
When it comes to a block
Our ladies take the lead
with a cross court shot
Volleyball is our game
We’re the best team around
With a dig, set, or roll
we keep the ball off the ground
We serve it under and over
with some powerful hitters
At Long Beach State
you won’t find any quitters
So, come and sit by the court
It’s you we want to enlighten
As we go on the attack
against the Fullerton Titans
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ReplyDeleteTitans, you best step back,
ReplyDelete‘Cause Long Beach Women’s volleyball’s ‘bout to attack.
Your mascot’s equivalent to Dumbo,
Sorry to say, but you’re about to crumble.
Our girls are mean and we play rough,
We ain’t stoppin’ till you bow down and cry, “Master, we’ve had enough.”
We’re about to chew you up and spit you out like Trident gum,
Still not scared? Come get some.
I get that I know nothing about rap or hip hop,
But I will come out and admit, the Jonas Brothers, I’d love to sit down with and share a soda pop.
So Titans, you best turn around and run home,
‘cause you’re about to enter a cyclone.
Your tuskers are about to be ripped out, snatched off, and detached,
Add that to your memory elephants, ‘cause here at The Beach, you are unwelcomed and unmatched.
FOOLerTON, or shall I say, TONS of FOOLS, I advise you to save your face now and retreat,
‘cause I’ma be mad doggin’ you in my box seat with the Jonas Brothers and Prospector Pete!
Titan's suck o yes they do
ReplyDeleteSorry excuse for a CSU
Fat girls on campus, I say hi they say moo
while smiling back, lookin like Mark Few
Baseball is your only aura
they too will fall like Sodom and Gomorrah
Nutwood Tech, you are the bomb
for producing the outstanding Octomom
No self esteem and a low IQ
You can't dig in volleyball, but your ditch will come true
Get on your bus and head back inland
You got no business being near the sand
When you unpack, the realization will come
That you made a bad choice, choosin Fullerton